Clearly this A. Blair is not a doctor. There are actual letters in that writing! Oh dear, Alain looks high in that bottom panel. Downscaling for the web made his eye a bit wonky. If you vote on TWC, you can see a larger version where he doesn't look so weird.

My Patreon is rather lonely! I'd really like to update more than once a week on a regular basis, but without a bit more monthly income I can't.

RIP Smack Jeeves 2019